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on to the rant:

Rant #3: When life gives you lemons, people say to make lemonade. I say, when life gives you lemons, squirt them if your enemies's eyes. It can sting. Just ask my best friend Sara. She once got squirted in the eye by a lemon. I think. Anyway, I think those sayings are really really stupid until you change them. I can change something stupid into something cool or funny in a millisecond.

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