100 views!

Oh, wow! my blog has 100 views already, but i think my views count, so really, besides me, probably like 5 people have viewed it, but whatever. I'm still happy about it.

I'm tired of ranting about the bad things in life. I mean, what's the point? It can be funny, but today I'm going to rant about the nice things in life!

New rant #1: Isn't life great? We get to do basically whatever we want once we're out of our parent's grasps, and we get one shot at making our lives work. MAKE THE MOST OF IT. I am so happy that I will proceed to sing now. LALALALALALALALALALALALA!

Ok, See you guys later!

New post thing

I love life! life is good! live laugh love! i love my school and everyone in it except those guys that i hate......hehehe, you know who you are.

rant # (what is it? 4? i think it's 4.)4: I hate it when you ask a question and people are like 'you should know that already. if you don't, you're dumb'. well, im not smart as far as i know, but im not dumb, either. one of my many mottos is: don't judge me! love me!.

another motto of mine is: if at first you dont succeed, skydiving is NOT for you.

tip of the day! dont be sad because it's over, be happy because it happened, whatever it was.

love you guys! Bye!

Sorry!

im sorry guys, I haven't posted in three whole days! *sweatdrop* please don't hurt me.....

Instead of the usual rants, I'm going to ask you guys to post stuff about me. Only my friends, though, because that's how I made the blog post....thing.

Laters.

See you.

New Post!

what up?

on to the rant:

Rant #3: When life gives you lemons, people say to make lemonade. I say, when life gives you lemons, squirt them if your enemies's eyes. It can sting. Just ask my best friend Sara. She once got squirted in the eye by a lemon. I think. Anyway, I think those sayings are really really stupid until you change them. I can change something stupid into something cool or funny in a millisecond.

Tell all your friends about my blog, which I promise I will post on every day, if I have time. Which I always do, for the most part.

See you.

New rant!

wow! already tons of people have checked out my blog.......most of which was probably me.

ok, on to a new rant!

Rant#2: You know what I really hate? When someone doesn't understand how my humor works. I'm all "Sure.......of course you can have my cookie." and they think I'm actually going to give them my cookie! IT'S MY DAMN COOKIE, SO SHUT UP! Anyway, I love my cookies, and everyone should know by the tone of my voice that I was being sarcastic. Stupid people.....Ok, so I will now tell MY definition of sarcasm: sarcasm-noun. WHEN SOMEONE IS TRYING TO MAKE A POINT BUT NONE OF THESE IDIOTS GET IT!!!!!!!

end of definition. So. Post if you want, tell your friends or enemies....blahblahblah.

Thanks for reading.

See you.

Something I forgot.

Oh yeah, and I forgot to tell you to pass my rants along! Nothing helps someone's day brighten up like a good rant!

Random tip of the day:
Laugh out loud. It's good for you.

Love you all!

See you.

First Post!

Hey ya'll! Thanks for visiting! I have no idea what to talk about. Although........it is my rants, so this actually shouldn't be all that hard. I rant about random things every day!

Rant #1: I am going to rant about how annoying it is when someone has bluetooth on their cell phone, and they start talking to some other person, but you think that they are talking to you. This will piss any human being off. I mean, if you're going to talk on a cell phone, DON'T TALK WITH THE BLUETOOTH THING! I think that they shouldn't make them anymore. I mean, it helps when you need your hands free to do something, but come on!

I'm going to come up with more rants later. I'm tired, and I can't do my best rants when I'm tired. I'll talk more later.

See you.